After sailing across the Atlantic, my family an I arrived in France.Wanting...

Conversation

After sailing across the Atlantic, my family an I arrived in France.
Wanting directions and sorely in need of conversation, my father stopped a passerby and asked if he spoke English.
Sizing up my hevelled father, the man warily responses, "Sometimes."
Submitted by Katherine Tucker
 Once, when I was parking my car overnight in Manila, I removed my stereo as...

No Valuables

Once, when I was parking my car overnight in Manila, I removed my stereo as a precaution against theft. I also left a blodly written sign in the window saying:
"No radio, no valuables,nothing in trunk."
The next morning, I found the window broken. Scribbled on my sign were the words: "Just checking."
Submitted by Leonor Diaz
 During a visit to our friend's home in Canada, we were feted with a...

Smaller Pancakes

During a visit to our friend's home in Canada, we were feted with a wonderful breakfast. But my six-year-old daughter was not impressed.
"Your pancakes are smaller than my mum's," she told him.
My friend replied, "Well, that's because of the exchange rate."
Submitted by Cheryl Kirkbride
 My 45-year-old sister was attending the wedding of a childhood friend when...

Hadn't Seen for Years

My 45-year-old sister was attending the wedding of a childhood friend when she ran into people she hadn't seen in years.

How long exactly? Well, one of them shouted, "Kathy, you got your braces off!"

Submitted by Karla Ragainis
 It was time for my dog's annual checkup. Following the vet's instructions,...

Plastic Container

It was time for my dog's annual checkup. Following the vet's instructions, I collected a stool sample anddropped it in a plastic container before we left for his office. When we arrived, I handed the sample to the receptionist, who immediately cracked a smile. The container read, "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter."

Submitted by Mitzi Barnes
 Our daughters received an adorable airport play set as a gift. Since...

Jokes

Our daughters received an adorable airport play set as a gift. Since some assembly - actually a lot of assembly - was required, my husband spent much of the day putting together the plane, the control tower, the runway and the little baggage chute, and arranging the pieces into a teeny tiny air hub.

As he finished up, I noticed he was frantically digging around in the box, checking all the packing materials. "You are not going to believe this," he said. "The one piece missing is the luggage."

Submitted by Susan Perry
 With five kids plus foster children, my cousin bought a huge van for the...

Jokes

With five kids plus foster children, my cousin bought a huge van for the whole gang. Since four kids are under age ten, she chose this vanity plate: PB4WEGO.Submitted by Amanda Kilcollins


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